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Johann Joseph and Matthew Soto love the 1997 movie Starship Troopers so much they decided to go over the movie minute by minute with details you may have missed. New episodes will be released every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

November 20, 2017

Episode 49 – Carmen’s “SMILE” and Starship MTG


We are assaulted by Carmen’s attempt at a human smile and quickly move on not lingering longer than we have to. We discuss differences in the script and a possible future game by our good money makers Wizards of the Coast. They may have made a Starship version of Magic and both Johann and Matthew are ready to throw down their life savings to stay current. Whats one more pack right?

November 17, 2017

Episode 48 – Lucky To Be Alive and How Not To Pilot


We finish out this week with Carmen and Zander saving the ship but at what cost?! Matthew and Johann make some corrections but mostly talk about weird writing, TV snow, and how Carmen should have just walked down the lefthand side. Please forgive the typing in the background Matthew’s wife loves to hammer on her Cherry Blues.

November 15, 2017

Episode 47 – Knowing What She Wants and Punching Glass


Johann is back and he has a few notes for the past minutes as well as for this minute as well. Things got a little hot and heavy in t he script and we are fine the way the movie handled the scene compared to how the script went. Matthew talks a bit more about space stuff and Johann has another conspiracy theory.


November 13, 2017

Episode 46 – Father/F**ker and Lick My Maps


Johann is still gone for this episode but John Papageorgiou has come back to fill the host seat for one more ‘MEDIC’ filled episode. Matthew finds a strange line and will not shut up about it even when John kind of explains it. John has an issue with Carmen and her ‘stupid hairdoo’. Then Matthew gets all stupid fangirl with John and requests a followup to a story that you’d only know about if you listened to John’s podcast. So why not do that and get caught up so it makes it seem that Matthew is making horrible podcasting material.


Please check out John’s Podcast Papa's Basement and be sure to give him a follow on twitter @papasbasement

November 10, 2017

Episode 45 – Racial Roll Reversal and The We Hate Carmen Minute Pt. IV


We are down a regular host this episode but up a special guest host. John Papageorgiou of the Comedy podcast Papa’s Basement. We get hate heavy on Carmen once again in what is now becoming a common segment in our little podcast. From her small roll in Saved By the Bell to her being a not very convincing nuclear technician and Bond girl we dig into her pretty hard. We also go into John’s Verhoeven history and his past experience with the director’s movies. 


Please check out John’s Podcast Papa's Basement and be sure to give him a follow on twitter @papasbasement

November 8, 2017

Episode 44 – A Waste of Leather and The Chancla


Be wary we are getting into some stuff in this episode. Johann goes on a google journey that takes him to a few leather bound websites and Matthew remembers stories of his own form of administrative punishment.

November 6, 2017

Episode 43 – Administrative Punishment and Matthew’s Little Secret


We say goodbye to two recruits today who have been with us since the inception of the squad. Punishment is in order for our pal Rico. Administrative Punishment. Matthew finds something about himself that he WON’T be talking to his wife about and Johann digs a little deeper.

November 3, 2017

Episode 42 – Mind Bullets and Minerals Marie!


We’ve got a mind blowing episode today! Matthew lets us know the reason why the camp is so cramped and laments at the quality of some old shoes. Johann also gets a little nostalgic for some classic styles of the early 2000’s. We then meet a new famous face who has been in a few other Verhoeven movies.

November 1, 2017

Episode 41 – That Base Of Ace and A Score of 280


Do you want some goals as a friend? Take a look at Ace. He is kind of a jerk but still very helpful in your time of need. Who else can get you motivated for a fun filled day at the live fire exercise range where no one will get hurt ever. Even the people dangerously close to the flying projectiles.

October 30, 2017

Episode 40 – Dear Johnny and Your Buddy Ace


While this one is shorter than our normal forty minute episodes we learn what Carmen really wants to do with her life and why Ace is such a good friend if not the best friend. Matthew also wonders what would bachelor life would be like and paints a picture of lethargy and video games.