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Johann Joseph and Matthew Soto love the 1997 movie Starship Troopers so much they decided to go over the movie minute by minute with details you may have missed. New episodes will be released every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

January 24, 2018

Episode 76 – A Light Glazing and A Really Bad Hole

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Is this episode named after our love for donuts? Or for dirty sexual things? Where did your mind go first? Well we get into all that and a bit more in this episode where the boys talk about nukes, pea soup, and Johann’s Overwatch Play of the Game!

 

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January 22, 2018

Episode 75 – Gronk Dronk and The Best Underwear Ever

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We tangent right off the bat in this episode with Johann telling us about his favorite Disney films. Matthew then gives his own tangent about his current menu of energy drinks. We then dive into gun talk again but then round up the episode by talking about how Matthew and Johann will go dutch on buying a few pairs of Tommy Wiseau brand underwear. We hit all angles in this one!

 

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January 19, 2018

Episode 74 – Dead Bugs and Dead Birds

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We start this episode with a rather strange question. What would cooked Arachnid taste like? Also are the warriors actually arachnids in scientific terms? We don’t think so. Matthew thinks maybe the whole civilization is called Arachnids. We then talk about the TAC fighters and how their weapons work. Finishing up this episode Matthew tells us all about the story of Randy Johnson V. A Bird.

 

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January 17, 2018

Episode 73 – Collective Nouns and Anatomy of Warrior Bugs

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In this episode we decide to come up with a definitive collective noun for the warriors in this minute and guys over the squads new LT. Then after discussing the arms and legs of the subject we tangent into transformers, other toys, and why Matthew loves to root for the bad guys.

January 15, 2018

Episode 72 – I’m Too Old For This * Medic! * and The Not So Goodie Mob

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Matthew thinks he caught someone doing some personal grooming in this minute but Johann comes in with the save knowing about hockey goalie equipment. Matthew does drop some hip hop music scene news that goes in line with this episodes tangent just perfectly. Jessica (Matthew’s wife) also makes her almost regular guest appearance and saves the boys when they can’t think of a certain actress.

January 12, 2018

Episode 71 – Vagina By A Different Name and Dead And Loving It

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We get some Hot Goss in this episode when Crystal Beth and John Robert Wilson tell us about John’s fear of wearing the same kind of trunks Rico is wearing in fear of attracting all the men at the gay beach. Johann explains his Bombadil Moment to our guests who are no stranger to future medical tech. We then talk about the stress of battle, how finding out you’re already dead is such a relieving experience, and our one Hollywood Pass.

 

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January 10, 2018

Episode 70 – Almost Boyfriends and J.G. Wentworth

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Do you have a structured settlement and need cash now? How about an annuity? Well John Robert and Crystal Beth can help you out if you call 413 8-GAME-ON thats 413-842-6366 (Actual number for the Unlimited Lives hot tip/hot take call in line) as they help us run down some numbers on the total force put to the Klendathu Campaign. We then discuss our Myspace top 8 and why Carmen wouldn’t be anywhere near that list. Also special guest appearance by Matthew’s wife Jessica who calls it how she sees it.

 

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January 8, 2018

Episode 69 – A Double 69 and The We Hate Carmen Minute VI

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Are you guys ready for a double dose of 69?! Thats right we’ve got not one group of hosts but TWO groups of hosts starting this week off right. John Robert Wilson and Crystal Beth from The Fifth Eleminute and Unlimited Lives Radio join us to talk about our love for Starship, our hate for Carmen, and the best fast food chicken!

 

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January 5, 2018

Episode 68 – We’ve Got Gore and We’ve Got A New Sky Marshal

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New edition of the Fed Net! Matthew has a lot of questions in this episode. Like why show the Federal dead to the common Federal citizen and was BA an inside job? He sure thinks so. Johann isn’t as convinced but finds comfort in our new Sky Marshal. We also go into a wrestling tangent so hey thats fun!

January 3, 2018

Episode 67 – Turning Off Your Brain and Our Rick Roll Tangent

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In this episode Matthew talks about the importance of turning off your brain and enjoying some dumb distruction while Johann brings us all the way to Rick Astley on a tangent. But fret not dear listeners we do talk about our movie and discuss weapons, gore, and MORE!